The BBC Declares Plain Manicures Are Virulently Racist

 
BBC On Hateful Manicures

BBC On Hateful Manicures

As an admitted pragmatist, I find this kind of report hard to explain. All that can be done is to lay out the case made by the BBC in this report, and let those exposed to it come up with cogent conclusions.

The British outlet has a pair of reporters covering a troubling, dangerous, and possibly hateful fashion trend. Women in larger numbers are getting manicures without brash coloring. The problem is a plain, natural appearance.

If you need a moment to recover from this dire information, I’ll give you the time…

Somehow, the concept is that, as opposed to getting flashy, garish colors or designs on their fingernails, more ladies are preferring a cleaner, unpolished appearance on their digits. That the preponderance of these salon customers are white is the start of the toxic trend.

“It’s crazy,” the owner of Wumman Spa in London says. In recent months, Paloma Buddemeier has watched a stream of people walk into her nail salon with the goal of looking as if they’d never been there at all.

(This calls to mind the joke from years back about the “tousseled” hair trend. They spend an hour trying to get their hair to have a casual, unstyled appearance.)

The reasons why this preferred unadorned look is a problem mystifies. We get told this desire is a “class issue”, but worse than that, it goes deeper into the realms of racial intolerance. I kid you not, plain fingers are now racist. As the BBC gals explain:

Nail art’s historical and creative roots are linked back to black, Latino, and Asian communities and the suggestion that bare nails are now a sign of high status could stigmatise bold manicures, they (the experts) say.

The use of “could” is doing monumental lifting here, with the insistence seeming to be that these cultures are supposed to be offended. No one is allowed to ask why those who favor bold designs are not said to be stigmatizing the bland beauticians, of course. It seems a case of something whites are doing being deemed hateful simply because they are doing it.

That trend really promotes blankness and this kind of sameness and erasure of culture and identity that is so important to black and brown communities,” beauty journalist Kristina Rodulfo tells the BBC.

And here is where we see the case of the activist set becoming ensnared by their own dictums. We are told that white ladies electing to eschew black, Latino, and/or Asian stylings for their nails is intolerant. Except…we have been lectured about the opposite being the problem.

I’m sorry, what happened to the formal accusations of “cultural appropriation”?! It was not so long ago that if white people were dressing, singing, or even eating in a manner that is distinctive to another ethnic group, that was somehow improper and needed to be halted. It would follow then that stylish nails would fall into this criminal category.

Now we are in the position of those choosing a neutral appearance – possibly done to avoid those charges of racial insensitivity – are somehow being racially insensitive. It almost sounds like you are racist if you do, AND racist if you don’t. (Curious: What if you decide to have just one hand done up in fanciful colors???)

But this is not nearly enough. The BBC has to take this choice to abstain from staining your fingernails to even darker levels.

They are often called elegant or tasteful, and these are often usually euphemisms that perpetuate white supremacist standards of beauty.

And there we have it! Now, according to the BBC, simply not doing something is the act of white supremacy. Forgoing the fashion is a sign of aggression. Unvarnished is violence!

We even have other fashion outlets leaning into this less-is-wealth paradox. Now you can be guilty of caste privilege while operating on a budget. Say you are a lady with limited funds and cannot keep up with the expensive salon visits every fortnight. Well now your spartan fingers can be seen as a sign of opulence!

Of course, that means you will likely face accusations of white nationalism or being a Klan member. But let’s face it, that is a small price to pay for being on the leading edge of fashion and style.

If anyone gives you trouble, just give them the (uncolored) middle finger!

This is an opinion piece. The views expressed in this article are those of just the author.

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