College GameDay or Urinetown? Texas Footballer Penalized for Gross Move

Texas defensive end Colin Simmons (1) brings down Tennessee quarterback Faizon Brandon (11) during the second half of an NCAA college football game in Knoxville, Tenn., Saturday, Sept. 26, 2026. (Sara Diggins/The San Antonio Express-News via AP)

A Texas Longhorns defensive end was penalized during Saturday’s game for a gross on field move in which he “simulated using the restroom” after sacking an opponent.

Video showed Colin Simmons sacking Tennessee quarterback Faizon Brandon before he stopped and unleashed the bizarre celebration, in which he mimed whipping out his privates and urinating all over the field.

Officials were quick to call out the move.

Simmons was hit with an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty.

The Longhorns went on to defeat the Tennessee Volunteers 20 to 17 in a contest that saw President Donald Trump do a flyover on Air Force One before taking in the game with Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) by his side.

Trump smiled and was pumping his fist for the camera as his image was played inside Neyland Stadium after his arrival. About 102,000 fans were in attendance.

The Saturday trip was not without drama, as hours earlier, the president booted CNN from its scheduled duties in the White House television pool and refused to let the network accompany him on Air Force One.

Instead, Trump installed LindellTV, owned by MyPillow CEO and failed gubernatorial candidate Mike Lindell, as the pooler for the day.

Trump raged against the press after making the switch, posting on Truth Social about the “FAKE NEWS.”

“Why should perpetrators of FAKE NEWS, like CNN and MSDNC, be allowed access to a very sacred place, the White House? Despite my big Election Win, almost 100% of “TRUMP” coverage is negative, and has been for years!” he wrote.

A judge ordered the White House to restore access to the press after Trump abruptly banned CNN, MS NOW and Politico from the White House, prompting the news organizations to sue.

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