Chelsea Handler Jokes About Killing Stephen Miller in Sex Act: I Could ‘Possibly End His Life’

Irreverent podcaster Jennifer Welch and guest, comedian Chelsea Handler, had a field day discussing which MAGA man they would have sex with if they had to choose.

On the weekend’s I’ve Had It podcast, Welch teed up a segment about former Trump official Katie Miller, which triggered a game of “Who would you rather?”

“Of course, you know, she is the wife of unf*ckable Stephen Miller, who we’ve decided on this podcast is more unf*ckable than Ted Cruz,” Welch said.

HANDLER: Well, what about Lindsey Graham alive, Ted Cruz, or Stephen Miller? Which one?

WELCH: The most unf*ckable? You got to go Stephen Miller.

HANDLER: Okay, I’m going to try and get you to choose Stephen Miller. Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg — eh, I guess that would be easy to do. Um, okay. Elon Musk is not an easy person to have sex with. Elon Musk, Stephen Miller, or [Adolf] Hitler if he were still alive.

WELCH: G*d d*mn it! That is diabolical!

HANDLER: Okay. Well, you have to think about it.

WELCH: Which one is the most unf*ckable or which one would I f*ck?

HANDLER: I mean, it’s hard to know Hitler now because —

WELCH: I’m going to take Elon.

HANDLER: Oh, interesting.

WELCH: Out of those three.

HANDLER: Yeah, I guess that is the right choice.

WELCH: Elon, I think I’d do Elon.

“These MAGA men are so castrated, they cannot defend their wives,” Welch exclaimed after the game was put on hold. “Ted Cruz — famously Donald Trump called Heidi Cruz ‘ugly.’ Three months later, Ted Cruz: ‘God bless Donald Trump.’ I mean, there’s just no principle, no integrity,” Welch said.

“I’ve thought about Ted Cruz’s wife so many times after that, more so than these other two losers’ wives because, how could you, like, you have children together?” Handler said. “Like talk about being married to a snake, you know? I mean, and he’s rudderless. He’s so gross.”

Then, without warning, the game was back on.

Welch asked, “Who would you rather f*ck, Ted or Stephen?

“Well that’s a good one,” Handler pondered. “Ted or Stephen or Elon, you obviously already have a crush on him.”

“Stephen or Ted?” Welch asked again.

“Stephen, I feel like I could physically take,” Handler said. “Do you know what I mean? Like I feel like I could probably beat him up. I’m pretty strong, and he seems pretty weak. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be acting this way.”

“So, Ted Cruz is unforgivable physically to me. I just — that face, that everything about him is repulsive and repugnant. Stephen Miller, the same thing. But he’s like a little boy. Something happened to him. Something bad happened to him for him to be acting this way. And there’s a chance that I could take him physically and possibly end his life,” Handler said.

“And injure him sexually?” Welch asked.

Handler answered, “In a sexual situation. In a sexual scenario, yeah.”

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