‘100% Returns!’ Left-Wing Podcaster Claims MAGA Men ‘Horrible in Bed’

Left-wing podcast host Angie “Pumps” Sullivan dished that there is a guaranteed way to prove a man supports President Donald Trump: His sexual prowess — or lack thereof.

Sullivan revealed on the Tuesday episode of I’ve Had It that while she is not speaking from firsthand experience, she has not heard from her single friends about one good sexual encounter with MAGA men.

“This is anecdotal, but in my friend group that’s out there in the wild dating, with 100% returns on every person that I know that has slept with somebody in MAGA — like didn’t know they were MAGA or kinda, was on the back burner or kinda knew but was denying it — horrible in bed. Horrible,” Sullivan said. “100% returns on that.”

“I know,” co-host Jennifer Welch said, without going into detail about her research.

Welch continued, “Did you inquire about the penis size, considering you’re a size queen?”

“Yes, yes!” Sullivan answered. “[There’s] One [guy] we like to affectionately refer to as ‘Two-Inch Slim.'”

“Oh!” a stunned Welch responded.

Sullivan explained two inches was a bit hyperbolic, but you get the idea from the nickname. She added that she and her friends like to hold up their pinkies to refer to the MAGA man’s manhood.

“This is why they hate liberal women, right there,” Welch quipped, which instantly made Sullivan cackle.

The exchange came a moment after Welch said conservative men love to “demean” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) for working as a bartender before entering Congress. Sullivan said Welch was spot on, and likely a result of MAGA men lashing out because of their poor bedroom skills.

In related news, AOC said last week she would most likely never date a Republican — but not because of their alleged sex issues; she said it was more about being “aligned in values.”

Sullivan’s “report” on Trump fans would also seem to cast doubt on a famous 1990 New York Post headline reading “Best Sex I’ve Ever Had,” which was what Trump’s then-girlfriend Marla Maples was apparently telling her friends about the then-married businessman.

And while Welch and Sullivan are usually focused on politics, the show has veered into sexual topics a fair amount recently. To point to a few examples, Welch mocked Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) right after he died in July, saying he was a bloodthirsty warmonger who “liked c*ck,” and a few days later, Hunter Biden told the hosts he got a “really kinky” vibe from Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX).

Watch above.

Jason Cohen contributed to this report.

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